What Do You Do with a Drunk Highwayman?

The Dandy Highwaymen’s Land Shanties lyrics archive: What Do You Do with a Drunk Highwayman?

What do you do with a drunk highwayman?
What do you do with a drunk highwayman?
What do you do with a drunk highwayman
Early (earl-eye) in the morning

Away s/he must go riding
Away s/he must go riding
Away s/he must go riding
Early (earl-eye) in the morning

Tie him to a tree until he’s sober

Dress her as a man and threaten her lover

Cut his periwig with a rusty razor

Drag her behind a stolen carriage

Send him out riding in the moonlight

Serve her cake and make her eat it

Sit him on an ant hill ‘til he cries Adam

Anyone who sends us an email explaining all of these references (after listening to the album, of course) and getting at least four right will be made an honorary Dandy Highwayman for life.